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PD's avatar

The Iranians will pay for it if you use their uranium.

Mid Antrim Musings's avatar

"You know, the nuclear canal, a lot of smart people are saying we should do this. They said sleepy Joe should have done it, but no, too weak. They say this is the most nuclear canal that's ever been laid, can you believe that? Most nuclear. Isn't that something".

I genuinely worry this type of idea would appeal

Nathan Lambert's avatar

I wasn’t ready for this! Wow. Brilliant.

Przemysław Stański's avatar

shitposting on Substack ❤️

Nate Oseep's avatar

I non ironically support this modest proposal.

ec woods's avatar

For a minute there I thought I was reading the Onion! Love the post script on "anyone with brain cells." I love starting my morning with a good laugh

Hans Sandberg's avatar

Not sure it's a wise thing to joke about nukes. The Toddler-in-Chief may go for it. It's like giving a bazooka to a 2-year-old. Better to suggest that Trump tries to reenact Moses' famous stunt. "But lift thou up thy rod, and stretch out thine hand over the sea, and divide it..." Trump would love to have outdone Moses...

Tung no's avatar

Scary part is Hegseth may take it seriously.

Barry Brenesal's avatar

You're definitely in the running for this year's Jonathan Swift Award, which I just made up in my head and give out whenever. It's great reading a parody like this.

James T. Saunders's avatar

I like it.

How about doing it on the other side of the Strait, though. Kill two birds.

Alan Alor's avatar

this tops the sickest and most stupid things I've ever heard, and I am old. I bet you are a Magasshole.

ian's avatar

This is hilarious, I love it